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>>An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much
in
>>love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never
>>achieves orgasm.
>>
>>Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask
the
>>rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the
>>following suggestion:
>>
>>"Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have
the
>>young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and
>>should bring on an orgasm."
>>
>>They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young
man
>>and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and
>>she is still unsatisfied.
>>
>>Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try
it
>>reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the
towel
>>over them."
>>
>>Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed
>>with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work
>>with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking,
>>screaming orgasm.
>>
>>The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
triumphantly...
>>"You see, THAT'S how you wave a towel!"